Funny Anniversary Captions: 45 Witty Captions for Your Anniversary Post

While there’s a time and a place for soppy declarations of love, for a lot of us that’s just not the vibe. So, when it comes to celebrating that milestone anniversary you have coming up (and by ‘celebrating’, we mean sharing your joy with friends and family via that all-important anniversary post on social media), you’re going to need some funny anniversary captions to help you out.

Whether it’s a photo from your wedding day, a throwback snap from when you first started dating (#babies) or an indulgent 20-photo Instagram carousel of your favourite memories together, nothing ruins a cute couples post like an overly cringe caption – which is where our list of the best laugh-out-loud anniversary captions will come in handy.

From cute quips and witty one-liners to quotes from TV shows, songs and notable people that you might recognise; these funny anniversary captions will have your followers chuckling – and you raking in the likes. And with plenty more wedding anniversaries on the horizon, you might even want to save this page for future use.

Funny Anniversary Captions: 45 Best Witty Anniversary Captions

Struggling to find the words to sum up how you feel about your love? If laughter is your love language, be inspired by our collection of funny anniversary captions below, including captions for couple posts and witty one-liners for husbands.

• Funny Anniversary Captions for Husband
• Witty Anniversary Captions for Social Media
• Funny Anniversary Captions for Couples
• Creative Caption Ideas

Funny Anniversary Captions for Husband

Let’s hear it for the sofa snoozers, the chefs, the DIYers, the devoted dads; if you’re looking for a witty anniversary caption to celebrate your husband, you’re in the right place.

• “I’m everything, he’s just Ken”
• “Wouldn’t trade you for anyone* *except [celeb crush]”
• “Even when I want to kill you, I love you”
• “Congrats on passing your annual marriage performance review, husband”
• “I know loving me isn’t always easy – but at least it’s worth it”
• “And you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me/And at every table, I’ll save you a seat” – Lover by Taylor Swift
• “Annual reminder to my husband that today is our anniversary!”
• “Happy anniversary, from the best decision you ever made”
• “Everyone should have a husband like you (I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer)”
• “Being married to me is the real anniversary gift”
• “Love this for you”

Witty Anniversary Captions for Social Media

If you prefer humour over heartfelt, we’ve got just the anniversary Instagram caption to honour your partner with.

•  “The best thing I swiped right on”
• “Just your annual reminder that, yes, we’re still in love”
• “Five stars ***** (would marry again)”
• “I love you even more than I’m annoyed by you… which is a lot”
• “I’ll always be there for you, for you are my true love… but I just need half an hour on the couch. See ya!” – Bluey
• “Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies”
• “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life” – Rita Rudner
• “In every good marriage, it helps sometimes to be a little deaf” – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• “Thanks for never watching an episode of [favourite TV show] without me”
• “I’m still not sure how I convinced you to marry me – but I’m glad I did #sorrynorefunds”
• “Double digits, baby! Can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you”
• “Happy anniversary to the only person in the world I would share my food with”
• “You’re still the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy anniversary!”

Funny Anniversary Captions for Couples

Because couples who laugh together, stay together… right? Be inspired by some of our favourite funny anniversary captions for joint couples posts.

• “Marriage is basically just sending each other memes from different rooms”
• “Another year of the mastering the art of “agreeing to disagree” – love that for us”
• “We’re not saying we stayed together so we could repost old photos from our wedding day, but… xoxo”
• “Together is a wonderful place to be. Happy anniversary to us”
• “Cheers to another year. And another. And another…”
• “Here’s to another year of pretending to find each other funny #jk #maybe”
• “Here’s to even more years of ordering takeaway and being in bed by 10pm”
• “It wasn’t love at first sight – it took a full five minutes” – Lucille Ball
• “When did we become an old married couple!?”
• “Bet you thought we’d break up by now!”

Creative Caption Ideas

Feeling stuck on what to say? Whether it’s your first wedding anniversary or your 30th, if you want something cute or candid, these creative (non-cringe) captions are the perfect way to celebrate your milestone moment.

• “Same time next year? #relationshipgoals”
• “The thing is, after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh” – Sex and the City
• “This day never gets old”
• “You made one year feel like a day”
• “You gotta take the good with the bad. Kids, if you’re gonna belong to someone, you better toughen up” – Bluey
• “[Number] years together, but who’s counting?”
• “I like you very much. Just as you are” – Bridget Jones
• “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other”
• “Lucky to love someone who’s the same kind of weird as me”
• “Today, tomorrow, always”
• “I choose you – still”

What to Caption a Post for an Anniversary?

Whether you keep it light and funny, clever or cute, the best anniversary captions for social media are often short, meaningful and to the point. Chances are, many of your followers already know a little bit about your back story (and if it’s your first wedding anniversary it probably doesn’t feel that long ago since your wedding photos graced their feed), so let your snaps do the talking and finish it with a brief yet expertly crafted caption to capture their attention.

We’ve got plenty of funny anniversary caption ideas to draw inspiration from – but you could also take the lead from some of your favourite books, TV shows, songs or films.

How to Make an Anniversary Caption Funny?

Along with drawing inspiration from our witty one-liners above, the best way to make your followers smile is by keeping your anniversary caption true to your personality. Whether you go for witty one-liners, sarcastic quips or self-deprecating humour, keep your commentary authentic and relatable – and throw in a few emojis for good measure.

What Are Some Witty Anniversary Captions for Instagram?

We’ve got plenty of witty anniversary captions for your next Instagram post that you can personalise to fit your own love story and sense of humour. Enjoy!

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