Speech by Ben Punter

Speech Type: Best man
Speech Creator: Ben Punter
Speech Date: 06/12/2014 01:36:01

Hello, I'm Ben, I'm Jacks Best Man                                                                                                   

Amy has told me about the timings of the speeches so much like the Groom, I'll keep it short.  *High Five Bride* 

Of Course I would like to Thank Jack & Amy for asking me to do this and giving me this amazing opportunity to wear a suit in August. 

Just a quick reminder that there is a wedding guest book so feel free write some nice messages to the happy couple,  but be warmed as a teacher Amy Will be Checking your Spelling later on. 

Aww Amy, The Beautiful Bride: Amy always reminds me of a Swan: Graceful, Elegant, a vision in white………and if you annoy her she will break your arm. 

Now Jack & Amy are two of biggest movie Geeks you'll ever meet, at home they over 450 DVDs and everything upto now can be retold from all those films

 Jack & Amy: 

Beauty and The Beast, The Fox and the Hound and on some days ‘Lady and the Tramp’ 

Amy: Little Miss Sunshine, My Fair Lady, The Pretty Woman and Jack ….a Footloose, Clueless, Desperado. But Hey Looks Who's Talking 

 So for them the Story goes they were Just Friends but it was Fatal Attraction then 28 Weeks Later they are having Cocktails, Dirty Dancing, Risky Business, Every Which Way But Loose (Shame!)

So now they have decided to Hitch, Brave! Some call it Entrapment others Judgment Day But not me, No, No, this is My Best Friends Wedding and all The Usual Suspects are here 

The Father of the Bride, Bridesmaids, Layer Cake, The Ring.

Tonight will be BIG but The Day After Tomorrow, The Hangover.  

 Amy, We all know that there are A Few Good Men and Jack may very will be Dumbo and The Littlest Hobo but he's also your Last Action Hero, your Dark Knight and your Batman Forever, he's also your ‘Iron Man2′

Jack, for you Amy is now For Your Eyes Only as she is Taken, She is your Cinderella, your Princess Bride and your National Treasure. 

 However, if you have a Death Wish and Amy has a Short Circuit and goes Psycho then she's your Apocalypse Now and she'll probably take your Face/Off with a Lethal Weapon.

There Will Be Blood so remember She's The Man. 

The two of you together are The Incredibles, The Untouchables and Unstoppable,

Simply they are in A League of Their Own’.  

and as you go on your Never Ending Story and your Excellent Adventure always remember this trilogy.  

 It's a Wonderful Life   So Love Actually     and Kick-Ass