Speech by Dr Lubin

Speech Type: Best man
Speech Creator: Dr Lubin
Speech Date: aug 2002
Hi my name is Richard and I have been chosen by Mike to be his best
man, I might say it is quite an honor. I would not say it is very
comfortable to wear a tuxedo in a 100-degree church, which is not
air-conditioned. I ‘m sure we have all looked forward replacing our
electrolytes and I can see many of you have undertaken that with great
gusto and verve already
I have made a few brief notes well /anyway notes

As many of you already know I am Mike's chiropractor. I am really more
accustomed to seeing Mike in a face down position than a matrimonial
one. I am probably the only one in this room to have
My hands on his body as much as Anita has MAYBE MORE

I have known mike Kelley for 13 years and He came to me after another
car crashed into him So you might say we met by accident.
If you know Mike you know he is an excellent athlete, in fact I noticed
his Athletes foot right away.
This was a man who had his knees and ankles shaved, for easy taping I
knew this was a hard-core sports fanatic. We both share a tremendous
love of Football and Baseball. For many years we have had a running bet
during the season as to who will win more games. Mike always bets on the
Giants, I always bet on the A.s I think he still owes me a couple of
Dinners at the Claremont.

I brought along some pictures of mike from then, but I guess we don't
have an x ray view box

Mike has had lots of problems with his body, I am surprised he did not
invite any of his orthopedists here. He is the only person I know that
Gets frequent flyer mileage with each surgery.

Mike is a schoolteacher in San Ramon and I thought that was kinda cool,
until one day at my office he started grading my chart notes. Needless
to say I did not do well in the neatness category , however he noted
that my syntax was excellent

Mike is A man who has dedicated his life to educating young people
And now Anita will teach him a thing or two

It is great that Mike found Anita He was looking for someone, dynamic ,
intelligent, attractive, and with good health insurance

Mike and Anita met on the internet, I got Mike started He used to hang
out late at my office looking at my computer and the internet dating
stuff, He had a difficult time at first until I explained that he
needed to look at the Women Seeking men category. I explained the way it
works, send an old picture when you still had lots of hair, lie about
your height and weight, and at all times be sincere and honest

So he finally got his own computer. So Really this union was brought
about by his own hard drive gives new meaning to the idea of High
Speed Connection

I imagine that when they met and introduced each other he said I'm Mike
Kelley and she said
"I need a Diamond" So mike Said, sure let's pick one out
Anita is a Diamond
Mike is a gem, I think together they can make beautiful jewelry

I came up with a list of things to do for a happy marriage and I thought
I might read some of them

1 Love honor and cherish each other, and don't forget to take out
the garbage
2 your wife is always right
3Just in case she is not right, refer back to #2
4 Always, yes always, notice every new hairstyle or dress
5 Do something nice for each other every single day
6 If she asks if something makes her look fat the answer is
categorically NO
7 Flowers are always a good Idea, even if you are not in trouble
8 there is really nothing better than a good foot rub or massage
9 Your wife IS more important than sports.I guess.even the Superbowl
10 Remember forever, what it was like when you first met and had the
sparks of romance, cherish the union like it is constantly renewed

It is a great joy for me to see mike and Anita so Happily ever after

you learn things When you get older.hmmm I mean more mature
You make better decisions, isn't it great that two people would
Entwine and commit to each other for life

Love, isn't that what it is all about, we are here to celebrate that
glorious event and this ceremony is all about letting the world how much
mike and Anita love each other

Love is a reflection of ones own soul into another's

Anyway it is time to celebrate the Joyous and unbridled love that these
two spectacular people will share the rest of their lives, would you
please stand now and join me in a toast
To the bride and groom here's to Anita and Mike