Speech by Jonathan Hardwick

Speech Type: Best man
Speech Creator: Jonathan Hardwick
Speech Date: Sep2004
well I know ron did say to me he wanted to be the model husband
model citizen and model lover. Well I looked up what he meant and apparently it means a
miniture replica of the real thing.

well niki did say she wanted a simple marriage
and that's what she got.… starting with ron.

I will always remember the first time me and my wife met niki
ron called me and said do you fancy a day out in blackpool?
so off we went, on the way we stopped off in altrincham I thought hello what we doing
that's when ron told me about niki and we finaly got to meet her

so off we went and had a wonderfull day on the pleasure beach
we finaly went in the haunted house there where actors play the parts of horror movie badies
you know like jason, freddy kruger them sorts
well ive never heard someone scream so much in all my life and ive still the scars
on my arm caused by the finger nails grippin on to me. No not off my wife or niki it was ron

I don't know if any of you are aware but ron was my best man. So hopefully I did
manage to get my own back with this little piece.
and the only advice I can give you pal on married life is to learn them 2 words
yes and dear. Oh and never let her see you look at the price tag

before I left home this morning my little girl said to me
daddy I hope they clap and clap after you speak, if they don't I will cry and cry for ever
ladies and gentleman I leave it up to you. Do you want to be responsible for a childs misery?

ron and niki I leave you both with this thought
there are seven deadly sins, one for each night
so have a good weeks honeymoon!

you know today ron dosent need his glasses to see what a bright and wonderfull future lies ahead
and right now he couldn't give a damn that hes a bit shortsighted
why should he? As the saying goes love is blind and all he needs to see is niki
but we need glasses.. To drink a toast to the happy couple
ladies and gentlemen, to a bright future.… to ronnie and nik