Speech by Ryan (afro jack)
Good Evening everybody, my name is Ryan and I am the best man….. On behalf of everyone here... I would like to say congratulations to Mike and Tina... And to THANKYOU both …for making me have a reason to take the day off from work to be here. As best man my job was to give Michael a proper send-off…a bachelor party. So we went to governor’s comedy club (sorry guys) and to Tellers steakhouse for a nice upscale dinner. Due to the food coma, we were all in bed before midnight and we titled the night as "Guys Gone Mild" Tina you look beautiful!! And as you walked down the aisle I know everyone
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Speech Type: Best man
Speech Creator: Ryan (afro jack)
Speech Date: 16/11/2013 20:08:51
Good Evening Everybody, my name is Ryan and I am the best man…..
On behalf of everyone here.. I would like to say congratulations to Mike and Tina.. And to THANKYOU both …for making me have a reason to take the day off from work to be here.
As best man My job was to give Michael a proper send off…a bachelor party. So we went to governors comedy club ( sorry guys ) and to Tellers steakhouse for a nice upscale dinner. Due to the food coma, we were all in bed before midnight and we titled the night as “Guys Gone Mild”
Tina you look beautiful!! and as you walked down the aisle I know everyone was thinking the same thing…are those Christian Louboutins ?!?!
Moving forward into married life;. Mike, ..you are very lucky, you leave here today gaining a partner who is warm, loving, caring, funny and who radiates kindness wherever she goes!!!
And Tina, ..you are very lucky too, you leave here today having gained…a partner who sleeps late and watches football every Sunday.
Michael, since I have been married to your sister for past 7 perfect years… I came up with 3 simple rules for you to live by and I'm going to share them with you and everyone here today:
#1 ALWAYS LISTEN TO HER ..Christine (my wife) says I never listen…or something like that. IDK I wasn't paying attention
#2 THE BEST WAY TO REMEMBER YOUR ANNIVERSARY…IS TO FORGET IT JUST ONCE!
AND #3 REMEMBER THIS LITTLE SAYING “HAPPY WIFE , HAPPY LIFE”
All kidding aside, I worried about this speech for the last YEAR AND HALF …standing before 200 + people.… But no one else could possibly stand where I am right now and feel more proud and honored to be able to introduce the new.… Mr. and Mrs. Palarino!!
Seriously Michael & Tina.. ..Thank you for letting me be such an important part of this day, And just remember.. Marriage is hard work …and its a non- union job with no breaks!
Lastly all that remains for me to do is to ask you to raise your glasses, stand and join me in wishing Tina and Michael , A long, fun happy life Together… Ladies and Gentlemen …to the Bride & Groom.
