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Speech by Robert Squires

Speech Type: Groom
Speech Creator: Robert Squires
Speech Date: oct 2003
thanks Frank for those kind words, not many people realise that Frank is a gifted amateur electrician, he did a fantastic job on my stereo and it now cooks chips better than my microwave.
Doris is of course a wonderful cook and does wonders with baked beans, curry paste, garlic and onions, so give her a wide berth when the disco starts up.
James, my best man….what can I say……it took Mary and I ages to find a best man more handsome than the groom and as you can see from James we….failed.
I was going to tell you a load of old jokes but I'll leave that to James.
Anyway thanks for turning up, thanks for all the gifts, thankyou Mary for marrying me…I'm looking forward to our future together.
Thanks Erica and Sybil the bridesmaids….what a lovely pair…and the bridesmaids look good as well…please raise your glasses,.. and contact lenses to the bridesmaids… THE BRIDESMAIDS