Wedding Speeches

I decided to go heartfelt with my speach rather than fill it with gags which lets face it, is the Best Man's responsibility!   I also tried to keep it short and sweet as I think there is nothing worse drolling on for 20 minutes, you will never keep someones attention for that long.   I hope this is as much help to everyone as the others were on here to me, good luck.

The date is 10th July 2009, the event is the wedding of Alexandra, from Ilkley W Yorks, and Ross, from Croydon, in Croydon, during the first Ashes Test. We have one Australian guest. There is also a Greek guest.

The human brain is fascinating as it is complex. It starts work the moment we are born and never stops until the moment we stand up to speak in public. On that basis please forgive me for stuttering or stammering, forgetting my lines or swearing uncontrollably...I may also need to look at the script from time to time Ladies and gentlemen, Bride and Groom, distinguished guests, family, in-laws and outlaws, friends, friends of friends, freeloaders, hangers-on and those people who don''''t fit any of those categories, let me extend a warm welcome to you all on this most auspicious day! For those