Chris Dance has spent years writing comedy for stage and screen...and now he's writing for you!

Now's your chance to have a sparkling wedding speech created especially for you by an acclaimed and accomplished writer. Chris will work with you to capture everything you want to say in the way you want to say it. He’ll turn your thoughts and your words into a completely original speech that's unique to you, and he’ll be on hand throughout to guide you as you prepare for the big day. This is your opportunity to team up with an expert in his craft, to crown your wedding day with a speech that delights your guests and lives long in the memory.

Every one of Chris’s speeches is completely unique to each of his clients. There’s no plundering the internet for material, he doesn’t use templates or cut and paste the same old jokes, he’ll only ever work with the content you provide. He’ll take your stories and words and weave them together to create the perfect speech, and he’ll work with you to fine-tune it so that it is distinctively yours.

Not only will Chris create your unique speech, he’ll provide a full and comprehensive service to guide you through the whole process. He’ll support you throughout with practical advice on how to prepare, how to combat nerves and how to deliver a memorable speech.

“I offer a personal and friendly service; when you phone me, it’s me you speak to. I’ll be your guide from start to finish, and I’ll give you as much help and advice as you need; if you have any queries at any point I’m just on the end of the phone.

I’m here to help you find the words that will make your wedding day perfect. I pride myself on creating unique speeches that could only belong to you. I promise that your speech will be the only one of its kind.” Chris Dance

Chris has written speeches for Grooms, Best Men, Fathers of Brides, Brides, Mothers of Brides, Matrons of Honour…whatever your role Chris is here to help. Typically he can create your unique speech within a week, but if you’re panicking and you’ve left it late he can come to the rescue with just days to spare.

"Chris was excellent! A great help over the phone to chat things through initially and nothing else was too much trouble. He helped me with a Groom’s and Best Man’s speech and both went down a storm! I'd be sure to use him again!" GB, Northern Ireland

“People are still talking about my wedding speech months later. I didn’t know where to start but Chris made sense of my notes and wrote me the perfect speech - he found all the words I’d wanted to say.” Martin, Kent

​And it’s not just speeches Chris writes. Why not make your service truly memorable with custom written vows? Chris has written customised vows on a variety of themes, and he’s standing by to do the same for you. Make your wedding stand out from all the rest by pledging your love with a set of personalised vows.

“Have just returned from honeymoon and wanted to just pass on my thanks to you for shaping the words for my wedding promises and speech. They were perfect and fitted in wonderfully with my husband's words as well. Many people commented as to how unique they were.” Sarah Bell

Chris Dance Speeches promises full exclusivity and confidentiality. Chris takes your privacy very seriously and will treat your material with the utmost discretion; he will never share, reuse or publish anything you send him.